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BURNT TURD

A turd that has been cooking too long in your belly and needs to be pooped.
My bathroom schedule is so off that I had to rush home from work with a burnt turd.
BURNT TURD by mwecky January 3, 2019

a turd with burnt hair 

A phrase used to describe a horrifically putrid smell.
Holy shit Jenna, your downstairs mix up smells like a turd with burnt hair on it!

A turd with burnt hair 

A phrase used to describe a horrifically putrid smell.
Holy shit Jenna, the garbage can smells like a turd with burnt hair on it!

turd-burn 

whe you take a really hot shit while playing footbal. smearing down your pants and burning your pants.
I got a turd-burn while playing football.
turd-burn by footballgod November 12, 2015

Turd Degree Burn 

(N) When you are taking a particularly steamy/warm poop, and it burns your butt hole when it comes out. Stems from the phrase, "Third degree burn"
Todd: "Dude, that shit burnt coming out. It did not feel good"
Phil: "Sounds like you got a turd degree burn. You might need some cream for that."

Turd Degree Burn 

When you take a shit so spicy and hot that it leaves your ass stinging
Donny: Bro why is there steam coming out of your ass?
Stew: Dude, I just dropped a duece so fierce I think I got a Turd Degree Burn