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(N) When you are taking a particularly steamy/warm poop, and it burns your butt hole when it comes out. Stems from the phrase, "Third degree burn"
Todd: "Dude, that shit burnt coming out. It did not feel good"
Phil: "Sounds like you got a turd degree burn. You might need some cream for that."
by Dantione the great February 20, 2017
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When one eats vast amounts of hot spiced foods, but is burned badly the following day in the restroom.
John ate lots of hot spicey chicken wings last night, and felt the torture of Turd Degree Burn the next day in his bathroom.
by anonymous42432423 November 17, 2012
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When you take a shit so spicy and hot that it leaves your ass stinging
Donny: Bro why is there steam coming out of your ass?
Stew: Dude, I just dropped a duece so fierce I think I got a Turd Degree Burn
by The real John Stamos July 07, 2017
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