bsod

A security measure invented by Microsoft that protects your computer from viruses by making it freeze so you cant use the internet.

I was about to finish my tax return when BSOD came up. Thank God Microsoft protected me from the apparent virus that is turbotax!

by Mycoplasma August 5, 2006

BSOD Tease

When your computer makes that CD skipping sound and you're sure it's gonna bluescreen, but it doesn't.

"Holy shit, my computer just BSOD teased me"

'BSOD' Is appearing on your computer when there are problems it wouldn't handle or it dies.

A advertisement campaign by Microsoft for Linux because they hate windows users.

Person a) I got another BSOD!
Person b) Yes its Microsoft telling you to switch you linux.

A Blue Screen Of Death (BSOD) happens when Microsoft windows has an error that makes your PC restart

by HEYSTINKY99 February 8, 2023

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The BSOD is the reason why I failed the finals. Fuck Windows.

by Corn-Sizzurp May 12, 2021