BMW
Basically just a very pretentious car for those people who are slightly richer than the average person, but not actually rich enough to own an italian sports car. They still want to show off the tiny bit of money they have more than the average person, so they drive a so-called luxury car, that's really not much better than the average toyota, just loads more pretentious and snobbish. Mercedes also fit into this category of fake wealth.

There are two types of people who drive this kind of car:
Botox, bleached hair, boobjobbed moms
Spoiled, blonde, rich brats who crash their BMW and get a new one the next day

And this is coming from an upper class kid going to an upper-middle class private school.
-Look at Sarah, she's driving her brand new BMW!
-Yeah, I heard her dad just lost his 100K job, and she's just driving it to cover it up.

-Why is Jack's mom driving a BMW? She doesn't even have a job, even though she only has one kid.
-Well, I heard Jack's dad's a doctor...
-Yeah, they're divorced. And he's a...pediatrician.
by tiffffffffffffffffffffffffffff March 28, 2013
BMW
Great German car, until you try to sell one with high mileage. Then you are stuck with the damn thing because it is a 2000 with 94000 miles and even though your price is $7000 below blue book nobody will buy it. Fuck!
by Da Dude October 17, 2003
BMW
the car that loser 10 year old looking kid is sitting in trying to look tough
check it out i'm so gangsta my dad owns a bmw, i'm a trust fund baby!
by nerdling301 January 17, 2005
BMW
a BMW is a BIG MEXICAN WOMAN

MR.lammas my biology teacher tought me this
woah ur moms a BMW !!!!! !!!!! !!!!! !!!! !!!!!
by peanutpeanut October 26, 2006
BMW
Big Mexican Woman.
A particularrly large woman who is mexican
she can also be spanish
Person 1: Ill have a BMW sneak into your room and rape you wahahaha

Person 2: a car?

Person1: Nooo. a Big Mexican Woman...duhh.
by CooCoo la CooCoo Pants September 13, 2007
BMW
Big Mussel Wack
Eat your mussels, you big money waste, love your sister, big monkey women, catch a chic, bitch magnet on wheels, and for the love of god, bite my weener. thanks it was funny! still i love to rat race my 633, Drive!
jimbo
by jimbo January 21, 2004
bmw
stands in German for
"Bring mich Werkstatt"

translated:
"Get me to the repair shop"

Partly bad electronics
Son of a BMW-Owner: "Why is so much room in the garage, when you're here?"
BMW-Owner: "Hmph!"
Wife of a BMW-Owner: "Now, what BMW stands for? Bring mich Werkstatt!"
by SM-Ente May 08, 2007
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