BLXMORPH 

Started by Trey, Fred, Laurence, and Hasan, it is the smashing of the cranium into the scrotum, and is quite painful and difficult to do.

It can be used into many terms:

For instance, making fun of emo doucherags.
Laurence: "OH MY GOD. TORTURED ROMANCE. BLXMORPH. "
Laurence: Fred, I am going to get that word added to the dictionary.

Or just as a term of frustration.

Fred: AHHHHG FUCK YOU MICROSOFT!
Fred: BLXMORPH BLXMORPH FUCK!

BLXMORPH by Fred White December 2, 2004

blixmorphe 

to jump in the air and push opponents face into crotch.

jess was pissing me off, so i blixmorphed her, giving her a black eye and giving me prostae cancer.

blixmorphe by sam rekunow November 6, 2007

blamorphkeeted 

v bla - morph - kee ted; The act of being blamorphkeeted is the state of being blazed on marijuana, morphed on morphine, and skeeted on cocaine.

Ohh shit Nick was sooo blamorphkeeted yesterday driving home.

blamorphkeeted by jmac904321 December 3, 2009

Blamorphus 

Blamorphus is a word for huge and explosive.

"Did you hear that.. that fart was BLAMORPHUS."

Blamorphus by Mossypossum February 3, 2025