Bag of Hair 

(n)-Used to describe any sort of deeply embarrassing life-affecting truth or habit that one attempts to keep secret. In a literal sense, it refers to one keeping a bag of one's hair, toe nail clippings, or other strange items over a long time.

Boyfriend: "By the way, I've been meaning to tell you something, and I'm not sure how you'll take to it..."

Girlfriend: "Oh boy, here comes the bag of hair..."

Bag of Hair by Coquigamer December 28, 2005

BAG OF HAIR 

what dumb people can be compared to...along the lines of "box of rocks" or "bag of hammers"

1st chick :"She is stupider than a bag of hair"
2nd chick:" Stupider???"

BAG OF HAIR by hamina hamina hamina September 15, 2003

Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair

When somebody you know is dumber than a bag of hair.
A person consistently failing to understand anything you're saying.
When somebody is saying unintelligible nonsense.

1. He's Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair.
2. They're Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair.

Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair by Anthony Luka Davenport September 24, 2023

Bag of dirt with hair 

This term is derived from douche bag or dirtbag. Commonly used in reference to coworkers or a true asshole!

Blake: Hey johnny, that asshole shawn just pulled a sgt lee
to go text that hoe he rusty fish hooked last night.
Johnny: What a Bag of dirt with hair!
Blake: Fuck it....

Bag of dirt with hair by Johnny Jizzem April 30, 2008

bag of hairy minge 

a derogatory term for foolish individuals who cannot understand what is being said to them

that person is an absolute bag of hairy minge

bag of hairy minge by fakebusinessname1 November 4, 2022