BAG OF HAIR

what dumb people can be compared to...along the lines of "box of rocks" or "bag of hammers"

1st chick :"She is stupider than a bag of hair"
2nd chick:" Stupider???"

by hamina hamina hamina September 15, 2003

Bag of Hair

(n)-Used to describe any sort of deeply embarrassing life-affecting truth or habit that one attempts to keep secret. In a literal sense, it refers to one keeping a bag of one's hair, toe nail clippings, or other strange items over a long time.

Boyfriend: "By the way, I've been meaning to tell you something, and I'm not sure how you'll take to it..."

Girlfriend: "Oh boy, here comes the bag of hair..."

by Coquigamer December 28, 2005

Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair

When somebody you know is dumber than a bag of hair.
A person consistently failing to understand anything you're saying.
When somebody is saying unintelligible nonsense.

1. He's Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair.
2. They're Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair.

by Anthony Luka Davenport September 24, 2023

Bag of dirt with hair

This term is derived from douche bag or dirtbag. Commonly used in reference to coworkers or a true asshole!

Blake: Hey johnny, that asshole shawn just pulled a sgt lee
to go text that hoe he rusty fish hooked last night.
Johnny: What a Bag of dirt with hair!
Blake: Fuck it....

by Johnny Jizzem April 30, 2008