Booty And Tig-O-Bitties
basically if a girl has a booty and big boobs thats what she is....BATOB...its a nickname more or less...
hey B.A.T.O.B....my friends call me Batob its my nickname...
a legendary group of gods that once ruled all of the ancient world. this group of 4 gods were worshipped by the native earthlings due to their "swagga". each god fit a different and unique stereotype: there was a bitch, a douchebag, a tool, and a large guy. each god played their own role in allowing the group to work, as it could only function with all 4 of them. it is said that these gods mated with the 4 most beautiful females on earth to form half god half human babies, or at least the bitch and the douchebag did, as the other 2 most likely reproduced asexually. it is said that the decendants of these gods are romaing the earth today somewhere and have met up to form a new faction of tools under the same name as their ancestors. it is also said to be destined that these 4 will throw the greatest party known to man, which will inevitably lead to the apocolypse. see fiesta loco for more details.
Asshole: What does B.T.O.O.L. even stand for?
B.T.O.O.L.: It stands for we fucked your mother last night.
Asshole: Hey fuck you guys!
Unfortunately, after this exchange of words, asshole was never seen again. He is presumed dead. No one insults B.T.O.O.L.
Biggest Of All Time in referring to a shit. Poop that looks not only inhumanly possible, but also makes you want to show everyone in the house. Nautical references also apply, as it looks like you just shit a yacht.
Me: "omg Mom, come look at this poop!"
Mom: "son you just shit a B.O.A.T."
"That shit was literally the biggest of all time"
Is an acronym for the words Based On A True Story. Can be used in many different situations, for an example when referring to a film. Might also be used when telling a story or a rumour. If exaggerating, B.O.A.T.S. may be used to guarantee the truth (or some truth) of the story. One should though, observe that there is a thin line between B.O.A.T.S. and T.S. (True Story). B.O.A.T.S. is not always reliable and one should be aware of the fact that there might be a very small amount of truth in a B.O.A.T.S. statement.
Jack - Who came up with the Texas chainsaw massacre story dude? It's really fucking stupid.
John - You shouldn't be too sure about that.
John - It's B.O.A.T.S.!
T.O.P. Is a acronym for "Train of Pain" It is where you and your friends all fuck a girl one after the other aka Train of Pain.
"Hey man that bitch is fine lets do the T.O.P. on her!"
"Hey bitch you ready for that T.O.P.?"
"Eh yo B you fittin to try that T.O.P."
Tournament of Bitches.
Take the 64 team NCAA March Madness Bracket and fill it out with 64 females of your choice, 4 brackets with rankings 1-16. Normally, a group of males will be in charge of the TOB and you will have a selection committee to vote on the designated match up between two females. Winner advances. Continue until Champion. Present female with trophy after completion of the TOB.
It is supposed to be ran the same way of the tournament, so when there is a game on TV, where that game is in the bracket, those females face each other. Who ever looks better that day wins.
Also, Make sure to keep it a secret from everyone, including the girls competing in the tournament. You do not want them to have any biased decisions when decided what to wear in the morning.
Brian: Dude I know my girlfriend is a #1 seed and all but she just didn't bring her A game today. I can't believe she is wearing a hooded sweatshirt and sweatpants today. She's definitely not getting my vote today, but I am also dumping her ass after class. I can't believe she let me down like that.
Brad: Dude did you see Kelly in those white pants she was wearing today?
Mike: Yeah, her ass looks great, especially with that purple g-string she is wearing. If she keeps it up she will have an easy road to the championship game.
Man, the T.O.B. is pretty dramatic this year. You would have thought #3 seed, Jenny, was a shoe in today against #14 seed Gina, but those sweatpants Jenny wore just didn't cut it and Gina definitely brought her A game.
Greatest Queef-Ass Beeyotch of All Time
Benji is a G.Q.U.A.S.B.O.A.T!