Booty And Tig-O-Bitties

basically if a girl has a booty and big boobs thats what she is....BATOB...its a nickname more or less...

a legendary group of gods that once ruled all of the ancient world. this group of 4 gods were worshipped by the native earthlings due to their "swagga". each god fit a different and unique stereotype: there was a bitch, a douchebag, a tool, and a large guy. each god played their own role in allowing the group to work, as it could only function with all 4 of them. it is said that these gods mated with the 4 most beautiful females on earth to form half god half human babies, or at least the bitch and the douchebag did, as the other 2 most likely reproduced asexually. it is said that the decendants of these gods are romaing the earth today somewhere and have met up to form a new faction of tools under the same name as their ancestors. it is also said to be destined that these 4 will throw the greatest party known to man, which will inevitably lead to the apocolypse. see fiesta loco for more details.

Biggest Of All Time in referring to a shit. Poop that looks not only inhumanly possible, but also makes you want to show everyone in the house. Nautical references also apply, as it looks like you just shit a yacht.

Is an acronym for the words Based On A True Story. Can be used in many different situations, for an example when referring to a film. Might also be used when telling a story or a rumour. If exaggerating, B.O.A.T.S. may be used to guarantee the truth (or some truth) of the story. One should though, observe that there is a thin line between B.O.A.T.S. and T.S. (True Story). B.O.A.T.S. is not always reliable and one should be aware of the fact that there might be a very small amount of truth in a B.O.A.T.S. statement.

T.O.P. Is a acronym for "Train of Pain" It is where you and your friends all fuck a girl one after the other aka Train of Pain.

Tournament of Bitches.

Take the 64 team NCAA March Madness Bracket and fill it out with 64 females of your choice, 4 brackets with rankings 1-16. Normally, a group of males will be in charge of the TOB and you will have a selection committee to vote on the designated match up between two females. Winner advances. Continue until Champion. Present female with trophy after completion of the TOB.

It is supposed to be ran the same way of the tournament, so when there is a game on TV, where that game is in the bracket, those females face each other. Who ever looks better that day wins.

Also, Make sure to keep it a secret from everyone, including the girls competing in the tournament. You do not want them to have any biased decisions when decided what to wear in the morning.

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