N. The ultimate in the range of
awkward items or animals. An individual intending to correctly execute an
awkward beached whale should lie face down on the ground and thrash their legs whilst pressed together as an impersonation of a whale's flipper. Then while doing this, the individual should
rock from side to side whilst helplessly hitting the ground directly to their side with limp arms. The awkward beached whale is most successfully executed by lying on a floor, but it can also be executed on a table or chair.
Awkward beached whale should be used to best affect at a
time of severe awkwardness which should be enough to break the ice of any situation.
*WARNING* AWKWARD BEACHED WHALE SHOULD NOT BE ATTAMPTED AT ANY INAPPROPRIATE AWKWARD TIMES SUCH AS IN A CHURCH OR IN A PROM DRESS OR TUXEDO. IT
WILL CONSIDERABLY MAKE THE SITUATION MORE AWKWARD AND CAUSE
PEOPLE TO TAKE OFFENCE !!!
1) Perfect
time to do awkward beached whale.
(In a room where the atmosphere is unbearably awkward)
Person 1: "
wow this is so awkward"
(does an awkward beached whale as directed above)
Person 2:
wow who is that crazy man ?
Person 3: "It's an awkward beached whale !"
Person 2: "haha that's hilarious"
Multiple
people laugh and awkwardness stops.
2) Wrong
time for an awkward beached whale.
(At a formal occassion where the atmosphere is unbearably awkward)
Person 1: "wow this is so awkward"
(does an awkward beached whale as directed above)
Person 2: (silence)
Person 3: (silence)
Person 2: (silence)
Awkwardness increases and
people ignore the individual who feels even more awkward for increasing the awkwardness and for messing up his/her formal clothes.
