Awkward Breakfast

The morning after a sleepover or party when you and your friends have a really deep conversation and the next morning is so awkward because the only thing you can say is "So, do you want pancakes for breakfast or something?"

*LATE NIGHT
Kelly: I honestly wonder sometimes whether or not ill ever find somebody...
Marie: Everybody loves you, just embrace life and you will be sure to find your way

*MORNING
Marie: So... um... i have poptarts

Kelly: Well this is an Awkward Breakfast

Awkward Breakfast by iliketopartyswagasaurusrex June 1, 2011

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Awkward Breakfast

The awkward moment when you wake up after having slept with someone you probably shouldn't have.

Girl: After Brad dumped me, his older brother took me out for drinks. The next morning I woke up in his bed! Talk about an awkward breakfast.

Emmett: Dude, did you see Bella leaving Jasper's room half naked?

Rosalie: No! Talk about an awkward breakfast! I'm telling Edward!

Emmett: He probably already knows. He can read minds, remember?

Rosalie: Oh yeah... >:O

Awkward Breakfast by Bczargirl April 23, 2009

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Awkward Breakfast

When multiple people are staying at an apartment the morning after a party, they sit down to eat the most important meal of the day, and it’s obvious that two of those people had sex the night before.

That virgin is never going to get an Awkward Breakfast.

Awkward Breakfast by Golouer November 27, 2021

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

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Side Quest

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.

"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"

Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021

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Collective 600 pound gorilla

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.

The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.

Collective 600 pound gorilla by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

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Team of Destiny

noun

A sports team/organization that by all conventional metrics should not have success/wins in whatever activity, but somehow by apparent luck they find a way to win.

example: "The 2013-2014 University of Auburn football team was the team of destiny that year that managed to make it all the way to the championship."

Team of Destiny by BIGDADY February 8, 2024

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