the sorriest excuse for a punk. the bitch sings hormonal pop music, which is also known as emo. almost as bad as ashlee simpson
by clevelandsteamer August 26, 2005
"I wish everyone whould stop saying that I'm not "punk"! God damnit, I created punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. Thats what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation. People look up to me and want to be me. And thats fine, just don't try to copy the sh*t I do!" -Avril Lavigne
by Jadyn May 15, 2005
A complete poser who thinks she's a punk just because she's wearing ties and studded belts. Wanted to make a new kind of music when she first started out, but the music is just as similar as Hilary Duffs and Ashlee Simpsons.
When her first CD was released, she tried to impress the whole world by running around with a skateboard and a new "skate punk" image.
Don't even know what punk rock is first of all.
Can't write lyrics, can't sing and she sucks on the guitar! Her lyrics are just the same: AAARGH, everyone has to be scared of me because I can get really pissed when my boyfriend dumps me!!
That's so pathetic.
Now, she's dyed her hair blonde, walk around like a prep and she's also planning to release a new record in early 2007. And what is that gonna sound like?
I don't wanna know!
When her first CD was released, she tried to impress the whole world by running around with a skateboard and a new "skate punk" image.
Don't even know what punk rock is first of all.
Can't write lyrics, can't sing and she sucks on the guitar! Her lyrics are just the same: AAARGH, everyone has to be scared of me because I can get really pissed when my boyfriend dumps me!!
That's so pathetic.
Now, she's dyed her hair blonde, walk around like a prep and she's also planning to release a new record in early 2007. And what is that gonna sound like?
I don't wanna know!
Avril Lavigne: Oh my gaaawd, I'm like, soo punk raaaawk!
12-year old litte girl: yeah, Avril! Rock on! Look; I'm wearing daddies tie! And I stole it, I'm so like a rebel, just like you, Avie!
Me: Go screw you guys..
Avril Lavigne: Shut the hell up, or I'll, like, punch you in the face!
Me: Sure, and then I will die or what?
Avril: Yeah! That's, like, so true, dude!
Me: *Punching Avril in the face*
And Avril dies. *Doing the wave*
Moahhahahahaha....
12-year old litte girl: yeah, Avril! Rock on! Look; I'm wearing daddies tie! And I stole it, I'm so like a rebel, just like you, Avie!
Me: Go screw you guys..
Avril Lavigne: Shut the hell up, or I'll, like, punch you in the face!
Me: Sure, and then I will die or what?
Avril: Yeah! That's, like, so true, dude!
Me: *Punching Avril in the face*
And Avril dies. *Doing the wave*
Moahhahahahaha....
by rancid_fan July 14, 2006
Avril Lavigne is a Canadian singer who released her first CD in 2002. She has a fanbase across the world due to her talent and her "Fuck you I'll do what I want" personality. Many people believe she is a "Wannabe punk star" when she states in many interviews she is not punk or trying to be punk, seriously you guys need to get over yourselves <3. She has four studio albums and is releasing her 5th this year (2013). Avril has never lip synced except in music videos cause you are kind of forced to.
Person 1)"Have you heard Avril Lavignes new single"
Person 2)"Lol no, that wannabe punk whore sucks"
Person 1)"Oh that's cool"
*Person 1 then gouges person 2's eyes out with a fucking machete"
Cop) "What happened here?"
Person 1)"He said Avril Lavigne is a wannabe punk whore"
Cop) "That cunt deserved to die "
Person 2)"Lol no, that wannabe punk whore sucks"
Person 1)"Oh that's cool"
*Person 1 then gouges person 2's eyes out with a fucking machete"
Cop) "What happened here?"
Person 1)"He said Avril Lavigne is a wannabe punk whore"
Cop) "That cunt deserved to die "
by Adelf Heetler July 19, 2013
DEFINITLEY ONE OF THE MOST OVERRATED SINGERS OF ALL TIME. she thinks she's punk by punching mirrors and breaking them, a sellout, by far one of the least talented ppl in hollywood, yet still managed to sell millions of albums. the best damn thing album cover, is the most stereotypical rock chick thing ive ever fucking seen.. UGHH `nuf said
Avril Lavigne: "Look i am soooo punk in this t-shirt, look it says " PUNK" on it!
Random Person: " WOW U ARE PUNK...NOT.
Random Person: " WOW U ARE PUNK...NOT.
by thats rite, imma hater May 14, 2008
A singer and self proclaimed punk, who sadly, along with Sum 41 and Simple Plan, has given canada an extremely bad image in the "rock" world.
Although she's cleaned up her image in the past little while, most likely to please the public, she will always be that "wanna-be punk" from Napanee Ontario who was discovered by Shania Twain.
Avril has a cult following of ten year olds who wear ties and think life is complicated.
We know you could be his girlfriend Avril, but he doesn't want you to be...
Although she's cleaned up her image in the past little while, most likely to please the public, she will always be that "wanna-be punk" from Napanee Ontario who was discovered by Shania Twain.
Avril has a cult following of ten year olds who wear ties and think life is complicated.
We know you could be his girlfriend Avril, but he doesn't want you to be...
To become Avril Lavigne:
slap on about ten layers of eyeliner.
tell the world you're PUNK RAWK and tell little girls to emulate you.
voila.
you're an avril
slap on about ten layers of eyeliner.
tell the world you're PUNK RAWK and tell little girls to emulate you.
voila.
you're an avril
by mypinkninja April 13, 2007
A singer born in Napanee, Ontario, Canada. She started singing country when she was young. In high school, she was a cheerleader and she took chorus and hockey, although she denies at times the first one. She has a nice voice, but her reputation is really bad because she called her music punk, new country, and then heavy metal. Her music is pop, basically. It has tinges of rock, but that's about it. One listen to her first CD, Let Go, will make you wonder.
Caused a major fashion movement in which "wanna-be" skater-chicks dressed up like Avril and pretended to be skaters. The majority of those people were young girls between 8-12 who didn't have a clue what "hardcore punk" was.
Caused a major fashion movement in which "wanna-be" skater-chicks dressed up like Avril and pretended to be skaters. The majority of those people were young girls between 8-12 who didn't have a clue what "hardcore punk" was.
Avril Lavigne isn't hardcore okay?! So stop IMing me saying, "OMG LYK AVRIL IS so0o0o0o0o HARDCORE RAWK LYK OMG!" But if you do want to talk, on AIM, it's ccglasses19.
by C.C. June 18, 2005