35 definitions by clevelandsteamer

The ultimate combination of taking a large dump while getting blown, eating pizza, drinking beer, watching the superbowl, and stabbing rosie o'donnell

The noise that one makes when smacking one's lips while sleeping

nephew of tony soprano in the best show ever to be on television, the sopranos. christopher has had problems with drugs, his girlfriend, and fellow wiseguys, but that didn't stop him from being made and making fun of the director of swingers.

a terrifying movie featuring kevin bacon as the worlds scariest detention center guard

when you are strapped to a chair while wearing an itchy sweater, while at the same time having a wedgie, and being forced to stare at tubgirl while listening to nsync for the rest of eternity. the one positive thing is being able to talk politics with george dubya while watching satan rip up his anus.

car of choice for drug dealers, rappers, and guys with small penises

a man who puts on a button-down, pink shirt with three buttons undone, torn jeans from abercrombie, flip flops, silk underwear and mousse in his hair and then heads out and cries to a barbra streisand musical, after which he goes to starbucks, where he orders a cappuccino, which he enjoys while reading an article in "vogue" about how to please your man. after all this, the "man" goes to the gap for some shopping and then heads out for a manicure and hair appointment.