34 definitions by clevelandsteamer
the rare form of a flat and slutty rich girl who is on the cover of every tabloid. she has never worked and enjoys giving fellatio.
by clevelandsteamer August 26, 2005
the uncle of skateboarder bam margera. he is incredibly funny, fat, nasty, has a lazy eye, and has skin tags. don vito enjoys hooters, veal scalopini, and antonios.
"You guys are a bunch of Vulcan idiots."
" He's got no tiddly just joogle, you can't just goat duggle. Hammer and nail and hammer, something and expect it to grow! Beglat you've got these idiots... Sitting hernwhaga ehhhm, just sitting glawhahwaglahhh. What they're doing?"
"Now you've got my eyes covered with ice-en-ning!"
"...itza stupid kazixta stupid country, datzall i know!"
"I dunno what's on the car! Haargh-di-ah you take points before, now you're asking all these questions!"
"YO!"
" He's got no tiddly just joogle, you can't just goat duggle. Hammer and nail and hammer, something and expect it to grow! Beglat you've got these idiots... Sitting hernwhaga ehhhm, just sitting glawhahwaglahhh. What they're doing?"
"Now you've got my eyes covered with ice-en-ning!"
"...itza stupid kazixta stupid country, datzall i know!"
"I dunno what's on the car! Haargh-di-ah you take points before, now you're asking all these questions!"
"YO!"
by clevelandsteamer July 20, 2005
"We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly."
by clevelandsteamer August 7, 2005
along with de niro and nicholson, he is the best actor of his generation. although his recent movies have sucked balls, he still makes them watchable because of his presence and extraordinary acting
by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005
an album that has been mistakingly compared to the who's "tommy" album. yes, the songs combined do tell a story, just like "tommy," but in no way is it as good as tommy or even the worst album the who could come up with. green day is a fake-punk band and people think that they are punk for listening to green day and skateboarding. that is 100% incorrect. spiking your hair, cutting your wrists, and shopping at hot topic does not make you punk, neither does listening to american idiot.
educated person: do you know who the first punk band was?
emo/fake punk: totally green day man! either them or my chemical romance? or is it blink 182?
educated person: you need to be shot.
emo/fake punk: totally green day man! either them or my chemical romance? or is it blink 182?
educated person: you need to be shot.
by clevelandsteamer August 25, 2005
also goes by turd blossom
by clevelandsteamer August 5, 2005
a close relative of the monkey that has been given the opportunity to lead a nation that strangly loves him.
i would love to tell you why bush sucks, but i have to go somewhere next week and i don't want to be late
by clevelandsteamer August 5, 2005