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A complete poser who thinks she's a punk just because she's wearing ties and studded belts. Wanted to make a new kind of music when she first started out, but the music is just as similar as Hilary Duffs and Ashlee Simpsons.
When her first CD was released, she tried to impress the whole world by running around with a skateboard and a new "skate punk" image.
Don't even know what punk rock is first of all.
Can't write lyrics, can't sing and she sucks on the guitar! Her lyrics are just the same: AAARGH, everyone has to be scared of me because I can get really pissed when my boyfriend dumps me!!
That's so pathetic.

Now, she's dyed her hair blonde, walk around like a prep and she's also planning to release a new record in early 2007. And what is that gonna sound like?
I don't wanna know!
Avril Lavigne: Oh my gaaawd, I'm like, soo punk raaaawk!

12-year old litte girl: yeah, Avril! Rock on! Look; I'm wearing daddies tie! And I stole it, I'm so like a rebel, just like you, Avie!

Me: Go screw you guys..

Avril Lavigne: Shut the hell up, or I'll, like, punch you in the face!

Me: Sure, and then I will die or what?

Avril: Yeah! That's, like, so true, dude!

Me: *Punching Avril in the face*

And Avril dies. *Doing the wave*

Moahhahahahaha....
by rancid_fan July 14, 2006
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