AutoBored 

When you are bored and decide to drive around town with no set destination.

Friend: Hey what are you doing?

You: Nothing just autobored.

Friend: Where are you going?

You: I have no idea!

AutoBored by Nothing2do July 26, 2010

autocorettes 

When the Auto-correct on your phone adds or changes words in your texts, like a person afflicted with Tourette Syndrome would speak. Usually makes your texts unintelligible, and may even end friendships.

John: Wanna go to the mice IRA tonight? Or maybe don't at that new placebo downturn?

Jane: What are you talking about?

John: I meant do you wanna go to the Movies tonight, or maybe dinner at that new place downtown... damn autocorettes...

Jane: I'd lobster, what tinware can you pucker me up?

John: Looks like you have autocorettes too!

autocorettes by Trevski October 5, 2013

autocorect 

you fucking retard, you misspelled autocorrect

Hi, wanna bang?’
Sorry, Autocorect,’
“did you just fucking mispell autocorrect?”

autocorect by fuckherrightintheurbandiction September 28, 2019

autoboner 

n. An erection one gets from an automobile.

"That Ferrari is giving me such an autoboner."

"Your Prius killed my autoboner."

autoboner by localized September 23, 2009

Autozoned 

When a guy talks to a girl and AUTOMATICALLY gets put into the FRIENDZONE. Usually happening to the nice guys, and usually happening soon after meeting.

Friend: Hey man, you talk to that girl yet?

Me: Yea, but i got autozoned...

Friend: Oooohh....that sucks, sorry bro..

Autozoned by ALWAYSAUTOZONED October 24, 2011

autobrad 

To make an educated guess about what someone's doing after you already know what they're doing.

A: How much ESPN do you watch per day?
B: About 10 hours
A: OK, I'll autobrad you at 7 hours of ESPN per day

autobrad by VictorZangiev December 12, 2017

Autocorenym 

A type of word that has been autocorrected into somthing weird.

Well my mom's gonna kill me. I sent a Autocorenym.

(Ex: Shucked, to fucked.)

Autocorenym by SeagullLettuce September 12, 2018