autocorettes 

When the Auto-correct on your phone adds or changes words in your texts, like a person afflicted with Tourette Syndrome would speak. Usually makes your texts unintelligible, and may even end friendships.

John: Wanna go to the mice IRA tonight? Or maybe don't at that new placebo downturn?

Jane: What are you talking about?

John: I meant do you wanna go to the Movies tonight, or maybe dinner at that new place downtown... damn autocorettes...

Jane: I'd lobster, what tinware can you pucker me up?

John: Looks like you have autocorettes too!

autocorettes by Trevski October 5, 2013

Autoturettes 

The amount of random obscenities that flow from your mouth when someone pisses you off in traffic.

Driver: Dude! look at mother *ing *ock* sucking guy passing everyone on the right trying to cut us off!

Passenger: You got autoturettes!

Autoturettes by Karmacon July 26, 2012