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Austin Stevens 

The most hilarious Snake Handler in history. Known for such skills as tickling lizards and frogs...and allowing trees to fall on his camp
**grabbing Cobra in desert**

Austin Stevens: AHH it bit me guys!! for fuck sake guys!!
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AS: This is one of the only poisonous lizards in the world...n look its tickleish!! he says 'stop it i hate it! ahhh!! stop it plz!' hehehe
Austin Stevens by Poo Man Jones October 24, 2008
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Steven Austin

A very suave and sexy kind of guy. Enjoys his Death Metal.
If given the chance, a Steven Austin would probably one whole Coca-Cola.
Ladies, if you approach one of this charming guys, be prepared to be treated to fine dining.
Wow, he's such a Steven Austin, he just one whole Coca-Cola whole banging the shit out of that chick.
Steven Austin by DylanGBaby October 3, 2010

SFASU (Steven F. Austin State University) 

1) Home of the Ratchets
2) Home of all the ugly girls
SFASU (Steven F. Austin State University)