The capital of the state Texas, USA. Known as "Live Music Capital of the World". A liberal beacon of enlightenment in an otherwise ignorant state full of rednecks.
by LudwigVan March 6, 2004
The capital city of Texas. Known for it's live music and all the Californians who keep moving there. Basically the place for you if you want to say you live in Texas but hate most of the state.
Guy: Hey why is Austin, TX the capital of Texas? Isn't San Antonio larger by population and area, more diverse, and more historically relevant? And doesn't it have more to do?
Other Guy: Well yes, but Austin is more centrally located I guess. Look do you want more annoying people to start moving to San Antonio?
Guy: I guess not.
Other Guy: Then don't complain. They might ruin it too.
Other Guy: Well yes, but Austin is more centrally located I guess. Look do you want more annoying people to start moving to San Antonio?
Guy: I guess not.
Other Guy: Then don't complain. They might ruin it too.
by Troi_Baker June 3, 2021
1.Self-proclaimed "Live Music Capital Of The World" when in actuality it's a bunch of Stevie Ray Vaughn wannabes.
2.Where the patchouli industry thrives.
3.Really stupid voters who choose to vote against public transportation and in favor of more useless highways that the city's traffic will outgrow by the time it gets done being built.
2.Where the patchouli industry thrives.
3.Really stupid voters who choose to vote against public transportation and in favor of more useless highways that the city's traffic will outgrow by the time it gets done being built.
by bitterpartyofone March 23, 2004
aka, Austin, New Mexico. the rest of that hot hellhole of a state can fall into the gulf for all we care...but austin has some hot college bars.
"life is too short to live in texas. oh, you live in austin? that's cool, bro, cuz it ain't really texas."
by goga March 13, 2004
i reckon i ought to go to that ther austin, texas wher them white peeple live with those me-hicans (mexicans)
by indyhooch March 3, 2004
'hye mih nayme iz tex'
'you're from austin, TX huh?'
'why, yeas yeas i ahm... howd yoo kno?'
'cuz you're a fucking moron, thats how i knew'
'you're from austin, TX huh?'
'why, yeas yeas i ahm... howd yoo kno?'
'cuz you're a fucking moron, thats how i knew'
by thir13en March 21, 2004