The world's most terrible town. There is nothing to do but get an abortion. Or take the train the frick out.
by Blynd Mag April 21, 2009
Person 1: All there is to do in Attleboro is smoke weed or get an abortion.
Person 2: Or get on the train to Boston to get an abortion.
Person 2: Or get on the train to Boston to get an abortion.
by seeingeyecat July 29, 2011
A boring ass town where your either a crackhead living in downtown or a underaged vaper living in the suburbs.
by Dinochickennugget37 July 9, 2018
A stupid ass town full of girls that are super fake and boys that think they run the world. School sucks. Everyones so full of themselves it feels suffocating. Theres lots of gas stations and Dunkin doughnuts and fast food places. People only care about popularity and their followers on Instagram. So it's kinda one big shit hole.
by Attleborokiddo April 12, 2019
Did you see that youtube video?
Oh, the one where all the Attleboro kids whooped ass?
Yea, thats the one.
Oh, the one where all the Attleboro kids whooped ass?
Yea, thats the one.
by mcandrews August 9, 2007
The Southern division of Attleboro, Massachusetts. It borders Pawtucket, Rhode island and is split down the middle by Route 1. South Attleboro is considered the "fast-food highway" of Massachusetts. If you can think of any New England popular fast-food joint, its on Route 1 through Southie(Wendy's, Taco Bell, McDonald's, Burger King, Dunkin' Donuts, Subway, D'Angelos). Also known for its enormous liquor store Yankey Spirits, XXX shop, the beautiful driving range and mini-golf course at Atlantic Golf, and Chuck E. Cheese. South Attleboro is considered the nice part of Attleboro. The town is clean, happy, and all around friendlier than Attleboro. The food's great, people are friendly, and the school system (Robert J. Coelho Middle School) is outstanding. There is an annual summer festival at Lee's Pond every July/August. Admission is free, come on down and enjoy some food, fireworks, and fun on the South Attleboro White Hawks practice field with other friendly Southies.
Planning to start a family in South Eastern Massachusetts? Mark South Attleboro down as one of your top options.
Planning to start a family in South Eastern Massachusetts? Mark South Attleboro down as one of your top options.
by South4Life March 4, 2011
Town in SE Massachusetts, home to North Attleboro High and the aptly named "Red Rocketeers". The whole town revels vicariously in the exploits of these young jocko homos, who famously engage in a frenzied team circle jerk before every game. When their high school glory days end, many join the fascist town police force. For the rest, it's off to the box factory, to regale coworkers with dull tales beginning with "Remember that time we beat (fill in name of nearby dull shitburg)...good times, good times" Massive weight gain ensues quickly after graduation, followed by heart attack and/or stroke by age 40.
Girlfriend: I don't understand...it's still soft...don't you like me Johnny?
Johnny: Sorry Susie...big game this Friday, you know...I have to save my best for the team (gets wistful, faraway look)
Johnny's fat Dad: (bursting into family room) Damn straight son...North Attleboro rules! Now you just get yourself back to Whore Island, missy!
Johnny and Dad engage in a tight manly hug
Johnny: Sorry Susie...big game this Friday, you know...I have to save my best for the team (gets wistful, faraway look)
Johnny's fat Dad: (bursting into family room) Damn straight son...North Attleboro rules! Now you just get yourself back to Whore Island, missy!
Johnny and Dad engage in a tight manly hug
by Life Coach 02703 July 21, 2008