A beaver attempt

a pathetic attempt at oral sex. (i.e. it was bad)

OR

a failed attempt at getting some.

Gregorious made a beaver attempt on his cousin.

by DEVILRAYY November 11, 2005

Do not attempt

All the more reason to actually attempt yourself.

TV: Warning this stunt is performed by trained professionals. Do not attempt.

Me: "Hey! Let's attempt that!"

by Kevin Esser March 24, 2008

Attempted Suicide

Suicide is killing yourself. It is usually because you hate yourself or you are mad or something bad happened to you. Attempted suicide is when you try to kill yourself but something gets in the way. One way of getting stopped from suicide is that someone convinces you to not do whatever you were planning on doing. This is still attempted suicide. Attempted suicide can still hurt you in ways that aren't like you had expected.

A girl is thinking of cutting open her wrists and killing herself. Her best friends find out by "accidently" reading her diary. Then they tell her everything that would affect their lives if she died and they talked her out of it. Then she is considered a person that has attempted suicide.

by Luvstruckbyjustin January 17, 2015

Attempted a Seely

When you try to unalive yourself, but fail miserably.

Did you hear John Attempted a Seely last night? Thank God he's doing fine.

by Worddescriber December 17, 2021

Attempt 77

The best run Jan from PokemonChallenges (twitch.tv/PokemonChallenges) had in Pokemon Emerald Kaizo, a difficult version of Pokemon Emerald.

Twitch viewer: This is the run!
Jan: That's what we said about Attempt 77...

by Tritonist June 9, 2021

Attempt 55

The term used to define Xereiki's many failed manhunt attempts against a single hunter, Superbri212, with many of them ending in hilarious fashion. His repeated failure is documented in the hilarious video "Minecraft Manhunt: Xereiki Death Montage", which can be found on YouTube.

Xereiki is on Attempt 55

by Superbri212 June 7, 2022

A beaver attempt

A burning in the eyes, nose or throat when beginning to go south of the border on a lady.

How did your date go?
ANSWER: I almost had to call hazmat on a beaver attempt!

by LayItOnYou March 17, 2007