1) When another driver
pulls in a spot closest to the door and you have been looking to find close parking
for the last 5 minutes. You saw a keyless remote unlock
ing a car, the lights blinking and calling you! "OPEN
it around the opposing lane, so you could pull in at the proper angle, half crazed
to get to it! And then some FUCK
pulled into the lot, driving the wrong way, gets it by backing into YOUR spot just as you round the farthest edge of the corner!
2) When you follow someone for 5 minutes at a >1 MPH snails pace
, Looking to get his parking
space, you are happily lured along, like some 16 year old on his first bong hit, with the shiny keys to their car that are dangling from their hand and swinging around at you like a fuckin' hypnotist
or some kind of Christmas present
or something, in an ONE WAY underground covered parking lot - all the while the voice in your head is thinking "YEAH BABY! GOT A SPOT! I GOT A CLOSE SPOT!" - and the bastard
suddenly looks confused
and turns around and goes the other way while the car behind you has been flashing
his lights at you for the last two minutes!
1) OH NO! OH NO! NO YOU DID NOT! OH NO YOU DIDN'T! I did not just see some Asshole parking in MY SPOT!
2) CLICK! AIM! BANG!