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To attempt to give a ladies pleasure parts some horizontal refreshment, only to discover that it is far to hairy and looks like Bob marley in a leglock, thus you calling a taxi and going home.
Bloke in pub: Here mate went for a beaver attempt with this lass last night only to discover i needed to get the council in to trim her bush.
by lenrod the 1st June 22, 2006
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a pathetic attempt at oral sex. (i.e. it was bad)

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a failed attempt at getting some.
Gregorious made a beaver attempt on his cousin.
by DEVILRAYY November 10, 2005
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A burning in the eyes, nose or throat when beginning to go south of the border on a lady.
How did your date go?
ANSWER: I almost had to call hazmat on a beaver attempt!
by LayItOnYou March 17, 2007
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