Atheati 

The Atheati is a secret organization of Atheists and Agnostics whose goal is to rule the world from behind the scenes and free it from religious oppression.

But, actually, the Atheati does not exist. There is no Atheati. The Atheati are watching you.

The leader of the Atheati (which does not exist) is Lime Kitty, the Emperor of the Atheati, who began the group on Yahoo Answers!

The Atheati are watching you.

Atheati by Lime Kitty March 5, 2011

athetits 

-noun

1. corruption of a word "atheist", probably first used in a information sharing website known as Yahoo! Answer (citation needed). the origin of the word is murky at best, but it probably derived from some n00b creationtits accidentally misspelling "atheist", thus creating failmeme in process.

it is now used here and there, exclusively on R&S board, as a jeer or insult at atheists.

this word is one of those cases where it can be used as both plural and singular, except if you know someone that has only one tit, then in that case call him or her athetit.

OMG, those athetits always rant about religion here on R&S!

-whining theist

athetits by Nicko DaVinci December 10, 2009

f-athetic 

Continuing the highly commendable tradition of other 'f truncations', such as f-ilarious and f-unlucky, 'f-athetic' is generally used as an adjective, or as an adverb 'f-athetically'. It can be used by itself as a cutting insult or as an expression of extreme annoyance.
It is of course an amalgamation of the words 'fucking' and 'pathetic', used when time and utter condemnation is of the essence.
'F-athetic' ought to be reserved for instances where the utmost scorn must be poured on whoever or whatever has been singled out for this most harsh of criticisms.

1. The Clifton has been turned into a trendy wine-bar? F-athetic.

2. NME would do ANYTHING, literally ANYTHING, for an exclusive interview with Franz Ferdinand. It's absolutely f-athetic.

3. Political correctness is destroying this country, you just can't speak your mind anymore. It's f-athetic.

4. The 'gang wars' of the UK Garage scene (for reference see Stay Locked On), are f-athetic.

f-athetic by Boxman August 30, 2005

App-athetic 

The inability to keep up to date with the millions of App updates issued every second rendering your i-thingy archaic resulting in a complete disregard for updates.

Wow. I have 34 app updates since going to bed last night. I'm done with this. I have never been so App-athetic.

App-athetic by The Brown Fox January 2, 2013

Simp-athetic 

When guys are emotionally supportive of a girl only because they want to get in her pants.

It’s basically being a therapy simp.

Kevin was very simp-athetic towards Katy during her tough breakup, in hopes she fucks him for being so so supportive and such a nice guy

Simp-athetic by Diabetic sugar daddy February 23, 2021

Simp-athetic 

When a simp feels bad for you just to fuck you

Girl: "I broke my ankle today."
Simp: "Oh my god I hope it gets better."
Girl: "Thanks!"
Simp: "Ok lets fuck now"
Girl's friend: "Begone S I M P"
Girl's friend: "He's just being simp-athetic

Simp-athetic by Angery Goomba Except not February 29, 2020

atreatically

Not medicating pediatrics before bringing them into the ER so the staff can “see” the patient had a fever.

Jon’s parents atreatically brought him into the ER with high fever.

atreatically by Nurse Lil Foot February 28, 2019