4 definitions by Diabetic sugar daddy

When guys are emotionally supportive of a girl only because they want to get in her pants.

It’s basically being a therapy simp.
Kevin was very simp-athetic towards Katy during her tough breakup, in hopes she fucks him for being so so supportive and such a nice guy
by Diabetic sugar daddy February 23, 2021
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Def 1. When a guy misleads you by sensationalising the size of his penis to get more attention, later on finding out for it to be a disappointing lie.

Def 2. When captions or images of porn vids are sensationalised or exaggerated to encourage you to click them. You probably will do anyway.
Def 1- oh Becky I was totally dick-baited yesterday when I found out Kevin's "12 inch tower" was actually the size of my pinky toe

Def 2- big booty babe teen gets split in half by 1432 mile monster cockalock
by Diabetic sugar daddy May 17, 2017
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Where you post on social media to make out that your life is really amazing just to make other people jealous and gain followers, when actually it's pretty shit and boring and all of it's just a front
"Becky totally has chairman mao syndrome she makes out she travels around the world and an instagram model when she actually works in Lidl"
by Diabetic sugar daddy July 16, 2017
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The bromance version of daddy, low key have a daddy kink (no homo)
Chad and jimmy have a bromance, chad is jimmy's braddy but their masculinity is too fragile to admit it
by Diabetic sugar daddy July 5, 2017
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