Astrosnot 

The act of gently peeling the flaps of your women's vagina, and then launching a juicy snot rocket on to her clit. Give the vagina three seconds to absorb the snot rocket and then swiftly slurp it out with a bendy straw. Also known as the apollo 69.

Neal Armstrong: I gave muh bitch the astrosnot last night.

Astrosnot by fuckmydick August 19, 2011

Astronomia 

The thing that happens when you're about to die.

Person 1: OMG That girl's about to die in the movie!
Person 2: *Plays Astronomia*

Astronomia by Ary_Mishor April 22, 2020

Down astronomically 

A much worse version of down bad. Some would say it's an expansion to down catastrophic.

Alex : damn bro my Brazzers subscription expired. Now I have to watch free porn.
John : Bro you had a Brazzers subscription? God damn you are down astronomically.

Down astronomically by clapped nigga February 25, 2021

astronominalogical 

Unlike oxymoronical, astronimalogical is a description of thinking, talking, being, or spiriting with deference to the vastness of our multiversal cosmos.

Its astronominalogical to ponder Dark Matter and the swingingly swirling galaxy monkey bars. Keep climbing.

astronominalogical by nadja m February 28, 2020

Astronomy Domine 

"Astronomy Domine," composed by Syd Barrett, is the first track on Pink Floyd's 1967 album, The Piper at the Gates of Dawn. Complete with beeping, mind-blowing instrumentals, and the naming of celestial bodies, "Astronomy Domine" is an awe-inspiring example of psychedelic and space rock.

Astronomy Domine reduced her to hysterical giggling.

Astronomy Domine by RGar May 13, 2008

Astrophotographer 

A person who spends way too much money on a piece of glass inside of a tube, then gets easily depressed by a number being slightly different from what they want, leading said person to spend even more money, going into a bigger and bigger hole.

" Hey, your brother's an astrophotographer? " - Person 1
" Yeah, he is. " - Person 2
" God, I'm so sorry for your loss. You must be devastated. " - Person 1

Astrophotographer by bonkerdonker April 5, 2021

astropot 

really good weed bla bla bla bla bla

yo this g 13 is tight yo astropot

astropot by potsmoker July 28, 2006