1 definition by fuckmydick

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The act of gently peeling the flaps of your women's vagina, and then launching a juicy snot rocket on to her clit. Give the vagina three seconds to absorb the snot rocket and then swiftly slurp it out with a bendy straw. Also known as the apollo 69.
Neal Armstrong: I gave muh bitch the astrosnot last night.
by fuckmydick August 15, 2011

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