Assters

When someone on Brawlhalla spams with blasters to piss you off.

"This Lord Vraxx main uses some real assters."

Assters by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021

Assetcs

A portmanteau of ass and the abbreviation of etcetera to form the word assets. This typical refers to a female's Ass, Breast, and Vagina

That girl's Jacket really brings out her Assetcs

Assetcs by M.C Rick March 11, 2018

Kick-Asstest 

kick ass
adj. Meaning awesome cool, beyond rad.

Ex. That concert was so beyond kick-asstest, that you couldn't even comprehend it if you tried.

No, you're not right about him, he has the most Kick-asstest personality ever.

Kick-Asstest by MoKneeKahLyza November 25, 2006

asstease 

n. Reserved for gay tops who constantly say "I wanna fuck you" but when you call them on it they back out.

Bottom: I'm gonna try calling Mike again, I need some action.
Friend: When was the last time you saw each other?
Bottom: We hooked up about 3 weeks ago but we speak all the time and want to do it again.
Friend: Leave him alone he's such an asstease.

asstease by FLM-NJ January 2, 2006

asstershock 

After ripping an ass explosion, the small fart(s) that come after it. Can often be smellier than the big one.

Keith kept farting through the whole damn movie, but his asstershocks were worse.

asstershock by bb+af June 29, 2010

Asstershock 

when You take a shit so massive, it backed up a bunch of gas. Asstershock is those farts that explode out your ass after you shit.

1: Bobby had gas pains in his stomach because the shit that was about to be expelled from his ass was blocking all of it up. He then had asstershock for an hour.

Asstershock by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 30, 2019