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2.
Somebody who is pathetic and yet arrogantly exerts all the limited power he has.
The assmittens at the liquor store refused my ID again.
by Forseti April 10, 2006
 
1.
A derivative of Asshat. Where one has both hands up their ass instead of their head.
John: Why did you drop the hammer on my foot, you Assmitten.

Barry: I don't have hands up my ass!
by Shambler August 26, 2004
 
3.
Mittens that are designed to be worn on the rear rather than hands.
Ben- My ass is so cold.
Taylor- Here, I made you some ass mittens!
by Jae1716 February 08, 2006