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1. A statistic in sports, mainly hockey and soccer, when you pass the object in play to a teammate who then scores.

2. A statistic in first-person shooters that shows how many times you tried to kill an enemy but your teammate had to finish the job.
1. In an ice hockey game, I got an assist by passing across the ice to my teammate who then shot and scored.

2. In Call of Duty I shot a guy in front of me only for him to strafe away and I got an assist after he ran right into my teammate's bayonet.
by Nick Weiner February 03, 2009
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Opposite of cock block

1. -verb
To help one recieve sexual pleasure from another person

2. -noun
The result of helping one recieve sexual pleasure from another person
1. I ASSisted my nerdy brother by telling that chick he was starting quarterback for his high school team. That bitch was on him all night.

2. I got the ASSist when I told her that my nerdy brother was rich. She was all over him.
by Jay Danger February 17, 2008
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1. assist n. When one dude helps his buddy hook up with a lady friend.
"Danny's hookin' up with Lisa. I totally had the assist on that."
by SmStudent March 08, 2005
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a person who dislikes people who act like an ass.
My intolerance of his obnoxios behavior made me realize I'm an assist.
by bubob November 27, 2011
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