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saint francis of assisi catholic school

probably the worst school ever located in the bay area, california. it’s full of weirdos and creepy teachers. kids attending this school don’t learn anything. you’re lucky if you survived thru mr. wakerling showing the 7th and 8th graders porn. ah the good times of 2018!
person 1- “yo, you went to saint francis of assisi catholic school?”
person 2- “yea that shit ass fucker bitch was awful.”
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Mount Assisi 

Mount Assisi Academy, also known as MAA, is the sadest excuse for a high school. It is an all-girl high school full of faggots. It is located on a hill in the middle of nowhere surrounded by forests and nuns. Although there are a few decent girls here, the majority are people you would never associate yourself with. Only like 5 girls attend school here anyways. There are many many nuns at MAA, and they're all bitches. Go EAgles!
Person 1: I met the most-faggoty girl today
Person 2: what school is she from?
Person 1: somewhere in africa on like a hill or something
Person 2: oh! you mean mount assisi!!
Person 1: yeah!!!!!! but like i heard rawntay and michtellay go there...they're so cool mayne
Person 2: i know dude.
PErson 1: i wanna be like them
Mount Assisi by RawNt January 27, 2011

Saint Francis of Assisi 

Co-host of "The View," 1998-2001. Best known for having supposedly lost nearly 250 pounds by eating at Subway.
"I'm Bizarro Saint Francis of Assisi!"
"I'm regular Saint Francis of Assisi!"

Kobe Assist

NBA statistic that proves that missing shots is sometimes just as valuable as making them. A Kobe Assist is awarded when a player misses a basket, followed by an offensive rebound, leading directly to a field goal. Generally referred to as a put-back, tip-in, or follow.
Kobe's miss (with 20 seconds on shot clock) ricocheted upward from the rim before descending back down into the hands of Howard, who quickly put the ball in the basket for the Kobe Assist.
Kobe Assist by jameshunger October 30, 2013

Voluntary assisted dying 

It means that a person can ask a doctor to kill themselves. To do that they must be suffering an illness and have decision making capability. 99.9% of the people who are suffering an illness don't have decision making capability.
Voluntary assisted dying is the best way to kill yourself.
The act of being an asshole.
Dude, that is totally assish of you to jack off in Travis's shampoo!
Assish by Fuzzy Walrus September 27, 2006

pawsonal assistant 

As we move forward in time, a significant fraction of the human population is rejecting speciesism that humans all over the world are conditioned to. As the non-speciestic movement grows, more people are adopting non-human animals and providing them shelter in their homes. Like children, non-human animals need care on a daily basis and in some cases, need someone to be available at all times. It is inevitable that the adopting human might not be able to give care at all times and will need to hire a pawsonal assistant during these times to care for their non-human animal companions.
As Maria foresees traveling once a month, she is hiring a pawsonal assistant for her best friend, Foxy.