A more apt name for personal classified ads, where the objective is clearly for limited time hooks up with a stranger.
Dude, where did you find that cougar?

I was scanning the Assifieds online yesterday. We totally hooked up last night.
by TheKirkness October 6, 2011
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Assify
adj or v. - "ass-eh-fi(ed)"
1.Anything displeasing to the point of repluse.
2.Putrid

Synonym: Shitty
1)Dont assify the situation.

2)Who assified the room?

3)That's one assified face!
by T.A. August 5, 2004
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adj. The act of changing a good situation or object into a completely crappy representation of its former self.

p.tense Assified

con. tense Assifying
He is going to assify that room I just know it.

Did you see how she assified that car?

Why are you assifying what I am trying to say?
by XpideR G August 5, 2009
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To be made ass, by something that is already ass in state or being.
Bob became assified when he started to hang out with that asshole, Billy.
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A passifier for the ass. Basically used by business executives who really need a passifier, but who also need to carry-on a conversation at the same time.
We were happy to know that Buford was using his Assifier during the meeting.
by Viking Guy May 3, 2007
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continuous tense of Assify
To continuously mess up a situation or object.
Why are you always Assifying what people ask you to do?

This lime was good but now he is assifying the hell out of it.
by XpideR G August 5, 2009
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I heard Hannah is into using toys, she may be packing the Assifier
by vitojeca May 20, 2023
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