asschop

1. An annoying person who fucks up alot, see fuckchop 2. A cut of meat from the ass

What the fuck did you do that for asschop?

asschop by Assjack October 30, 2003

asschopsticks 

when you buddy falls asleep in a recliner and you stand over him/her, spread your cheeks and attempt to pick up their face with your ass......It's hard as hell at first just like using chopstix.

Wow, Jay sure was pissed when Danny woke him up with the asschopsticks

asschopsticks by Mailmanjoe June 3, 2005

asscropulation

When there is a large amount of really nice asses, like in a club setting. This term could be used in any setting like a school, or something to tell your friends so that they will want to join you at a party...

dude on phone: hey chump, get your butt down to this party, we have major asscropulation happening...

asscropulation by Stephie-poos February 8, 2006

asschap

the burning red ring that occurs around your asspucker after eating the worst of worst spicy foods, after you have already shit 4 or 5 times.

OMG... i got the worst asschap from that mexican food last night!

asschap by John May 13, 2005

Asshopper 

A young male who finds strong interest in anal sex with females, and therefore likes to stick his reproductive rod in every anus he can get his hands on.

(Word is best pronounced with a New York accent.)

Pimp: Very nicely done, young asshopper!
Student: My dick's starting to hurt, but I can't stop jumping on these pretty females!

Asshopper by Knightmare 5W May 27, 2008

asschoke

a cruel, not needed nickname that makes no sense how it became a name, and sounds stupid to begin with. no person should ever call another an asschoke, but if it happens, remember that it means you are being compared to Ian Jackson. that is all.

"wow you're such an asschoke"
*gasp* "well looks like im being compared to Ian Jackson. koul beans."

asschoke by asschoke4life September 7, 2011

asschips 

chips that make your breath smell like ass

"What smells like ass?" --Gina
"I just ate some onion and garlic chips." --Jaclyn
"Ew stop eating asschips." --Gina

asschips by charles de gaulle July 23, 2007