Anything that is black, scary, and found in a dark alley!
We need to ban those evil, scary, black rifles known as "assault weapons."
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Any man made or naturally occurring object that can be used to inflict serious bodily harm or death on another living being.
In 2018 the newest Assault Weapon ban to be introduced is Great Britton's ban on all knives.

In other news a man used a rented utility truck as an Assault Weapon when he drove it up on to a crowed sidewalk and ran down eighteen people.

Sales of acid are now limited to those with commercial licenses in Paris France after the caustic liquid started being turned into a terrorists Assault Weapon and thrown in the faces of unsuspecting victims.

A man used his hands as Assault Weapons when he brutally beat his girlfriends three year old daughter to death in Cincinnati last weekend. Claims the child kept annoying him with requests for food and water.
by NitreBlue April 25, 2018
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A situation where an individual is motivated to physically assault someone because they strongly disagree with the other person’s political views and or the victim’s political identity. It usually starts out as a verbal disagreement, which escalates to the point where one of the individuals involved in the incident physically attacks the other one and the situation turns into a full-blown fight. The attacker may have strong biases against certain populations, certain mental illnesses that have not been diagnosed and or are not being treated adequately, extreme political beliefs, and or political insanity.
When a political assault happens, it often draws the public and politician’s attention and they may quickly mobilize to address the issues that facilitated it to occur; depending on who the victim was, who the attacker was, what specific issue or bias motivated the attacker’s actions, the responses from the public officials, the victim, and or celebrities, and the circumstances leading up to the event.
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An Assault Rifle is a rifle has an option of (Select Fire) and shoots an (intermediate cartridge) like 5.56x45 or 7.62x39. Usually having a magazine capacity of 30 rounds.

BTW AR15 stands for Armalite Rifle 15 often mistaken for Assault Rifle 15 by politicians.
ATF on phone: ATF what your emergency

Liberal Karen: My NaIgHbOrs GoT An AsSaUlt RiFle 15

ATF: does he have a dog

Liberal Karen: what

ATF: just wondering
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Detroit DJ. Born and raised in Detroit. Born on Jefferson Ave.
Dj Assault would say "we're living the good life"
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When a person is being bombarded with an excess of unwanted, unwarranted, and generally annoying text messages.
Dude, you sent me like 40 messages in a row; you textually-assaulted my phone. Stop.
by fatsouliman December 16, 2014
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