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Assassins Creed 

Assassin's Creed is a video game in development by Ubisoft. First shown as Project Assassin at Microsoft's X05 event, at the E3 2006 trade show, it was officially announced for the PS3, to be released in 2007 using the name Assassin's Creed. Later on, Ubisoft also announced that the game was coming to the PC and Xbox 360. The game is being developed by many of the same people who helped make Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, and began production as soon as the latter was completed. The game is highly focused on crowds and parkour, which will be one of the main means of transportation while in towns.
"Have you played Assassins Creed yet?"
"Yeah."
"Wait how? It's not out yet. -_-"
*assassinates the kid who just asked how*
Assassins Creed by Tom Joey September 23, 2008

Assassins creed valhalla

The newest assassins creed game
Idc about assassins creed valhalla

Assassins Creed Unity 

The shittiest fucking game/assassins creed game in existence. Full of bugs, server errors, the combat sucks, and running makes you look like you have to take a shit.
James: Hey did you play Assassins Creed Unity?

Desmond: Yeah and it sucks horse dick!

SO assassins creed 

can be used sarcastically or to express an impressive display of skill.
Example 1.
*Man 1 leaps over wall and faceplants the floor*
Man 2 - (sarcastically) That was SO assassins creed.

Example 2.
Child - Yesterday i jumped off a swing and landed in forward roll. It was SO assassins creed.
SO assassins creed by ELLENES June 21, 2010

Assassins creed no life 

A guy/girl who has played every assassins creed game non stop and obsesses over it. He/she looks up information on assassins creed 4 before its official reveal... he/she has no life... no friends and never sees the outside word. He/she tries to make the game as realistic as possible and sucks at it anyways.
"That dude is such an assassins creed NO LIFE OMG!!!!"

"dude he can tell you everything about assassins creed, hes such a no life"

The Reverse Assassins Creed

When someone slits their wrist, and then the male injects his penis into the wound just like a reverse of Ezio’s hidden blade.
“Did you see my girlfriends arm? We tried The Reverse Assassins Creed last night