Assafi 

A Jewish male with an IQ larger than your bank account. Loves flexing in front of everyone though not in the physical sense. Most likely a species of lizard with plans of world domination in mind.

Person1: Yo I heard that Jewish kid in our computer science class already designs software.
Person2: Yea he's an Assafi

Assafi by BigPeewee June 3, 2018

asiafication 

the hell does this word even mean

Asiafication surgery. Now I've googled this, and there are no results. Like, nothing explains what the heck this is.

asiafication by Iwillconsumeyourbunghole September 4, 2020

Assalias 

n. The name given to a chick's ass.

Guy "Damn girl, that thing is huge! What's its assalias?"
Girl "I call her Sheeba."

Assalias by migga please May 5, 2009

cultural assailant 

A person in a position of authority who gains traction through self-aggrandizement and power-grabbing who concurrently attempts to rip apart the progress achieved in the fabric of that culture.

America has elected a most pernicious and destructive cultural assailant.

cultural assailant by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2019

assfire 

The rather unpleasant effect that happens when some particularly spicy food burns on the way out, as well as the way in.

That Kung Pao last night gave me some horrible assfire.

assfire by sparkletwist August 28, 2006

Assasin2110 

A true blue friend you can count on to defend you in the midst of nasty rumors. Generally found fishing in w64 Also an amazing vid-maker.

P1: I would kill Krakkadoom
Assasin2110: Not if I have anything to do with it!!!
P2: You wouldn't kill anything but that ant out there...

Assasin2110 by Krakky August 6, 2010

Assfishing 

When a girl takes a mirror selfie and her ass looks big yet it doesn’t appear to look like that in person.

Did you see Janet’s story? She’s definitely assfishing those guys.

Assfishing by alphamoth69 November 5, 2019