A person with unoriginal ideas, seemingly willing for anyone to stick a hand up their ass and make them their puppet. Ass Muppet.
"Bobby won't make up his mind, he's being an ass muppet."
"That was so lame, quit being an ass muppet."
"That was so lame, quit being an ass muppet."
by kermy d fiend May 18, 2004
Get the Ass Muppetmug. (1)An insult thrown at one younger than you, one of less status, or someone you plan on beating close to death. It implies that they are indeed a sock puppet made specifically for use with ones ass.
by ProjectSOBER April 05, 2003
Get the ass-muppetmug. by Evil Jedi July 20, 2006
Get the ass muppetmug. A complete and total loser who spends his or her days jerking off to anime porn whilst eating potato chips and smearing the grease all over themselves. It is also a fat, lazy fuck with gravy stains all over his or her shirt who watches TV all day.
Clem wouldn't come out his room all day because he was whackin it to DBZ reruns; he is thus an ass-muppet
by DJClue77 May 02, 2006
Get the ass-muppetmug. Bert and Ernie are ass-muppets.
by sterling March 01, 2003
Get the ass-muppetmug. When you shove your arm up your smaller partners ass that you can position them upright like a muppet
by Boinkysploinkey February 04, 2022
Get the Ass muppetmug.