Someone who won't allow two hot girls, to duct tape him up and kidnap him, and then do kinky stuff to him all night long.
"Dude, What an Ass Missile, they totally wanted to fuck his brains out and he was acting like a total ass missile."
by Henry and Jeffery nip January 17, 2010
Very Large Suppository
I went to the doctor with an ulcer and he prescribed me this giant bottle of Ass Missiles.
by Silent Bob March 11, 2003