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N: A slang word used to describe a Homosexual

Ass Vampirism V: The act of sucking someone's ass
That guy sure looks like an Ass Vampire!
by Civic Ricer January 29, 2003
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A person with no apparent skills except for flattering their supervisors; a particularly obvious, nauseating syncophant.
"Look at Rick laughing at the boss' stupid jokes. What a goddamn ass vampire! Bet he gets promoted.
by Fnort November 27, 2015
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