asphault face Share definition Flag Someone that has a rough or nasty lookin face. Someone's face texture that resembles asphault or the ground. Damn fool that hoodrat had the Asphault Face Disorder. Shut up Asphault Face asphault face by Louis December 10, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the asphault face mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch