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Asian Delusion 

Asian Delusion is a serious affliction suffered by many asian men. It is directly related to their futile attempt to convince the world that their penis' are just as big as that of other races when in fact they are not they are substantially SMALLER! Asian's use old fictitous proverbs and other propaganda in an attempt to convince their own people as well as the world that there genitalia is not the microscopic joke that it is. Many asians get so obsessed with perpetuating this lie that they actually fall under the delusion that there penis' are equal or greater in size to that of the white, black, or latino male when in fact they aren't. This lie is especially harmful to asian females in that it deprives them of the sexual pleasure they seek and deserve. When an asian woman finally experiences a non-asian penis she quickly slips into a phenomenon known as Asian Delight and vows never to entertain another asian man sexually again. Since asians excel at mathematics they should realize that numbers do not lie and neither do rulers! The asian penis will always take last place! Asian men need to realize that asian penis is smaller than that of every other race. The only people who are convinced by the myth that the tiny asian penis is not tiny are the perpetrators of the myth.
There are only three known ways to treat the affliction known as Asian Delusion.
1. The delusional asian must appear naked in front of a room full of non-asian women and listen to their hysterical laughter at how small their penis' actually are.
2. Measure their own penis with a ruler, then do the math. They always fall several inches shorter than that of the small end of what is considered average for other races.
3. Read all the definitions on Urban Dictionary and realize that EVERYONE knows about the tiny asian penis and repeat steps one and two until all signs and symptoms of Asian Delusion have disappeared and have been replaced with Asian Acceptance!

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026