The art of being impregnated, sexually harassed, touched by... etc. Only an elite few gain this accolade!
a: 'I got arooned'
b: 'No shit for real?'
a: 'Yeah'
b: 'Shit'
a: 'I know... then he Arooned a horse'
b: 'LOL'
a: 'He loves horses'
b: 'Whata pervert, poor horse, was it ok?'
a: 'Dunno, i ran away'
So they use both lithium-ion batteries AND gallium arsonide photo-voltaic cells in solar-powered cars --- no WONDER they're erupting in flames all da time!!!
(Disclaimer --- actually, there are apparently far FEWER electric-vehicle fires than those involving petrol-powered conveyances --- I was just having fun here.)
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'