Arroz con Culo

Also a Cuban term for a more serious mess, for example, a clusterfuck or an endless argument.

What an arroz con culo! The taxi was late and we missed the flight!

This presidential debate is turning into an arroz con culo. They can't agree on anything!

Arroz con Culo by Manola Blablablanik November 17, 2006

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Arroz con Culo

Puerto Rican expression meaning a huge mess or mixup.
Literally, it means, rice with ass. So naturally, since Puerto Ricans love rice, adding ass would really mess things up.

Muchacho, cuando ella lo pillo mirando la culona, se formo un arroz con culo.
Dude, when she caught him staring at that chick with the big ass, the situation became a huge mess.

Arroz con Culo by Otoniel January 7, 2005

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Arroz con culo

Puerto Rican expression meaning that something is extremely disorganized, convoluted, messy; a total "clusterf*ck."

El gobierno ha hecho un arroz con culo con el manejo de la recuperación después del huracán.

The government has made a total clusterf*ck out of managing the recovery effort after the hurricane.

Arroz con culo by QSYQC October 21, 2022

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arroz con culo

side dish of rice and ass

Sarah le gusta el arroz con culo de Rayan.

arroz con culo by .99.99 99 April 18, 2023

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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