Arkport

This village is exciting, there must be a curfew of 7pm cause the town is dead before dark. It's got a cycle shop and ditch though. And that's not the librarian that smells. It's the whole town.

My girlfriend said "kiss me where it smells" so I took her to Arkport.

Arkport by Mayor of Bishopville March 27, 2011

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Arkport

A small village in New York, where if you aren’t sporty, or popular, your considered weird. The high school isn’t normal due to the lack of cliques, but hey atleast we have good sports teams and lots of money! The school takes over 900$ from residents a year in taxes! Yet the macs in the computer lab are old as hell!

The town has absolutely no night life, and is dead by 7pm.

“Wanna go party?”.
“No were in arkport.”

Arkport by The girl you bullied in HS June 26, 2021

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Arkport, New York

A small village in New York in which the librarian smells and has a population of 832.

What smells like cheese?""That's the librarian from Arkport, New York.

Arkport, New York by blah141 March 6, 2011

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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