hair aquarium

cunt, vagina, pussy, etc...

he went swimming in my hair aquarium. would you please dive into my hair aquarium?

by juliewoody September 25, 2008

sardine in an aquarium

a very tiny penis, implying it's thin as well as short.

overheard in a ladies' loo :

Woman 1 : Did you sleep with Pete ?
Woman 2 : Yes. You too?
Woman 1 : Yep. Like a sardine in an aquarium, isn't he ?

by SRW July 13, 2005

japanese aquarium

The act of inserting a finish into a young japanese girls vagina, then having sex with her while trying to yank it out.

Hey, is this fish from that japanese aquarium i gave you last night honey?

by limbo12548 June 25, 2010

saigon aquarium

The Saigon Aquarium: When a chick blows you in the back of a car and the door handles don't work, she panics looking for a way out with a mouth full of cum. Also known as a Fish Bowl.

I gave my girlfriend a Saigon Aquarium, it took her five minutes to get out!

by Bvlldozer November 10, 2014

american aquarium drinker

Used in the Wilco song I Am Trying To Break Your Heart. Jeff Tweedy is saying that he is a heavy drinker. A figure of speech meaning he drinks as much as an aquarium could hold.

Apple Picker - "I get drunk so easily, I am definitely not an american aquarium drinker."

american aquarium drinker

by LEXIWORLD August 7, 2008

WAL*MART AQUARIUM

When someone doesn't flush the toilet and even leaves the seat up for greater impact.

" Get you pants on and drive me home..i am not staying with someone who leaves me a WAL*MART AQUARIUM..you are a pig."

Geeeze 3 of the 4 toilets here have WAL*MART AQUARIUMS...GAG..

by MADELINEC January 31, 2008

shark attack in the aquarium

When someone is attacked by the aquarium shark IN THE AQUARIUM.

Me: Reigen Arataka was attacked by a shark in the aquarium
Friend: shark attack in the aquarium

by plantismantis January 13, 2023