The joy of owning an Apple product is so great, the owner or potential owner
will emit a moan of pleasure and, depending on the owner'
s gender,
will sometimes have a hard-on.
Immediately after having an applegasm, the eater's face
will be covered with an empty mind, zombie-like grin.
Applegasms are most common after owners or potential owners stand in line for hours or days while waiting for the next great product.