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Apple Patch 

The newest trend in men's facial hair: A patch of hair covering the adam's apple.
Christina: Did you see Jim's apple patch?
Abby: It looks sexy on him!
Apple Patch by SteroidsGraham April 16, 2015

Apple Patch 

A patch of facial hair that covers the Adam's apple. Originally a derogatory term, the apple patch broadcasts a man's sex appeal (similar to a happy trail).
Girl 1: Mmm did you see that guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, he has a damn fine apple patch.
Apple Patch by Bawksigrill420 April 16, 2015

Apple Patch 

Facial hair that grows on the adam's apple.
"I should really shave the ol' apple patch. It looks pretty ridiculous"

applewatch 

A 'watch' we wear every day but never actually use it.
-A dialogue
Friend: "Yo, are u ready to meet at 12:00?"
Me: "Sorry mate, my applewatch isn't fully charged, I think we should reschedule."
applewatch by DeepBlve January 26, 2023

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026