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1.
Posh word for "clothes". Often seen in the written form, but pretentious when spoken.
Sir, are you looking to buy some apparel?
by Dr NRG April 28, 2011
 
2.
a pear that is obscure and insignificant but also cool.
Dude I have a major craving for some apparel.
by Rashadmookiejamalhakeemjabbar August 21, 2007