1 definition by johanmk
the condition of getting one's head stuck in a pullover's turtleneck. Typical childhood trauma in high latitude or altitude regions.
-Now little John got again stuck in the turtleneck!
-Oh-no - John severely suffers from apparel phimosis!
-Oh-no - John severely suffers from apparel phimosis!
by johanmk February 9, 2014