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An anal anti-inflammatory preparation. For internal use only. Guidelines for application: 1) Apply liberally to nose of any friend (NB: for best results, use Jew) 2) Perform wombat. Carefully and silently spread scrotum on forehead of friend, and lower anus onto waiting Anusoothe. Repeat every four hours until pain is gone, or until friend/Jew wakes up, whichever is the sooner.
Gadzooks, that curry we had last night is rearing its turtlehead! I need a poo, a Jew and some Anusoothe.
by The Plum-Master (PM) April 12, 2007

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An anal anti-inflammatory preparation. For internal use only. Guidelines for application: 1) Apply liberally to nose of any friend (NB: for best results, use Jew) 2) Perform wombat. Carefully and silently spread scrotum on forehead of friend (NB: or Jew!), and lower anus onto waiting Anusoothe. Repeat every four hours until pain is gone, or until friend/Jew wakes up, whichever is the sooner.
Gadzooks, that curry we had last night is rearing its turtlehead! I need a poo, a Jew and some Anusoothe.
by The Plum-Master (PM) April 03, 2007

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Lotsa space for your liquids.

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Lotsa space for your liquids.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

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