anusthetic

A soothing mixture of cocaine and vaseline that Fred Phelps sticks up his ass before sitting on a highway cone or other large object. See Goatse.

Westboro Baptist Church pastor Fred Phelps was at a God Hates Fags rally and asked me to find him some anusthetic. Not content with a simple crucifuck or normal act of pastorbation, he had developed an urgent need to shove something very large up his poop chute.

by Cuntoleezza Rice June 03, 2008

anusthetic

What you partake of for soothing da "back there" distress of dealing with one or more people who are a real pain-in-da-a**.

Preparation H works as a good anusthetic for many people.

by QuacksO May 04, 2025

anusthetic

It is another name for lube

You should always use anusthetic before anal sex.

by Imapoorjoke April 21, 2012