antique

To hit someone with a handful of flour while they are asleep, covering their heads. Results in the production of "nose muffins".

Let's antique his sleeping ass.

by Wade March 22, 2003

Antique

To pack a pulverized substance (preferably baby powder, corn starch, or flour) in ones butt crack and then fart in somebody's face

whoever falls asleep first is going to get antiqued for sure.

by Clevername16 November 8, 2015

antiquing

The act of a young man looking for a cougar to sleep with.

Are you antiquing tonight?

by roninsteven April 19, 2012

antiquing

Destroying old furniture that you don't own, generally while intoxicated.

He went antiquing on his way home from the bar, cost me $65.

by kleerwater June 13, 2011

Antiquing

Similar to the term referring to shopping for older artifacts and objects, antiquing refers to a younger person sexually or romantically seeking the company of an older person.

Over the weekend, Jeff went antiquing at the local bar where he met Olivia who is 25 years his senior.

by nicknc001214 January 23, 2014

Antique

An older ladies' (see cougar) vagina.

Have you seen Mrs. Coutler's antiques? They are a sight to behold.

by Roger's Ms. March 17, 2011

Antique

While having sex with a person. Pull out before ejactulation and cum in your own hand; then proceed to slap the person in the face with it.

That girl is dirty, I know because I antiqued her just the other night.

by NsstyN8 June 12, 2008