#2. Why you so Anti-FFA?
#1. Because I was too stupid to join it and now I have hurt my potential for premier leadership, personal growth and career success through agriculture. I could have been a big deal but now i can't even look a a rather large wheel of cheese without knowing how stupid I was for not joining.
#2. You got some serious issues....Here's a tissue.
#1. What the F***, it is made of cotton - another agricultural product!
#2. Looks like you should have enrolled in an agriculture class and gotten involved with the FFA.